Just Another Bullshit Cocktail Company

Cocktail Atelier & Events Group is better than you.  In fact, better than most bar folk out there.  It's a proven fact.  But we HATE it.  We hate the business, the bartenders, the owners, the press, and most importantly the customers.  We tend bar with great disdain and, frankly, the only reason we do it is simply this: we have to.  We know how to do nothing else.  We have a strange compulsion to be self-depricating and to believe in nothing.  We represent dadaism in the bar community.  And we hate that about ourselves...